Uth-4-Him is also 4 the Birds!

Flocking is Back... and Pinker than ever!

What is flocking...?

A tropically exotic way for you to help the St. Paul's Uth Group to stay "out of the red and in the pink". Your young people are basically paid to deliver pink (perhaps magenta) plastic birds to be placed on someone else's lawn/property. The "victims" of this surprise visit, will then hopefully pay a removal fee to get rid of their new colorful but uninvited "guests".

Here's how to flock....

1)  Get a Flocking form by printing the PDF flocking form, from a Uth Group Representative; or from the church office during the week.

2)  Fill in the names and addresses of those who you would like to flock (for addresses not within 4 miles of Ocean Grove check with us first). Then supply your contact information as well.

3)  Mail in your form with $5 (checks are safest) to:

St. Paul's UMC  

Attn: Grande Flamingo 

80 Embury Ave.

Ocean Grove NJ 07756 

or hand the order form with $5 (checks are safest) to a Uth group representative or to the church office. Checks can be made out to St. Paul's UMC Youth Program with "Flocking" in the memo space. This $5 is only a processing fee for the Strategy & Tactics de la Grande Flamingo and does not guarantee that all 3 addresses will be visited.   {After all, that Grande Flamingo is one strange and unpredictable bird!}

Here's what ya do if YOU are flocked...

Option #1: Nothing: The birds will migrate from your home on their own. But migration can take time.

Option #2: Immediate Action: For a $10 immediate removal fee, the flock will fly away from your home in just 24 hours.

Option #3: Re-flock: For a $15 Name Recognition fee, you also have the option of finding out who flocked you and then re-flock them.

Here's what ya do if you don't want to be flocked...   

You can take out "Flocking Insurance" for $20 which will protect your home from
unwanted pink fowl.  (At least the plastic sort*)

*{Uth-4-Him is not responsible for the remaining presence of any pigeons, seagulls, english sparrows, cardinals, orioles, hawks, finches, hummingbirds, any albatross which may congregate around your neck, bluejays, mockingbirds, catbirds, cranes, Canada geese, chickens {yes Jordan, chickens!!!}   mallard or daffy ducks, swans, tuftedtitmouses, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves or partridges in your pear tree.}

If you would like to have someone flocked just print, fill-in & mail us your flocking form along with $5.

Click Here for a Flocking Form

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